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Monday, 27 August 2007
What it WAS, was a warning...
Survival would be impossible in this doggy-dog world without friends to give us a heads-up when danger approaches. Here's one I got today:
I have eight tickets for this Saturday's football game - and we are making them available for members of Senior Staff to purchase if any of you are interested.First come, first served. Email me back. The tickets are $35 each.Thanks.Kathy
Of course, as a veteran of 20 years of this craziness, I knew just what to do. I immediately scribbled,
(note to self: Don't try to come in to work this Saturday)
Without such an early-warning system, things could get ugly...
Posted by Brad Warthen at 10:54 AM in Personal, Pooge, Popular culture, Southern discomfort, Sports, Working
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Brad,
It was not a warning.
It was not timing.
It was just boring.
Your friend,
Randy
Posted by: Randy | Aug 27, 2007 7:15:18 PM
Nice Andy Griffith reference!
Posted by: Scott | Aug 28, 2007 7:06:50 AM
I hope you meant survival wouldn't be possible or would be difficult above, but that isn't what you wrote.
Still, how could you be dependent on the offer of tickets to notify you Carolina has a game Saturday? The State has been kissing up to USC's latest football messiah for the past two months, on the front page, as often as not.
Posted by: weldon VII | Aug 28, 2007 7:35:47 AM
And now, today's grammar (punctuation) question.
I seem to remember being taught somewhere along the line never to separate verb and subject with a comma. Two commas, yes, as "Brad, the op-ed boss, cracked the whip cruelly on his thoughtless flunkies."
But not just one, as in "What it was, was a warning."
Mind you, I realize that when an entire sentence becomes a subject, putting two verbs (or the same verb) in succession, we tend to divide that bothersome repetition with a comma, but I have never found written anywhere a rule that suggests or dictates that.
Very late in the game, therefore, my question is, is the comma necessary?
Posted by: weldon VII | Aug 28, 2007 4:10:56 PM
Thanks, Scott -- I'm glad you got the point.
Weldon, believe it or not, that was the first moment I fully realized just how soon football was descending upon us. I don't read stories about football, and as you suggest (although in different language) football news is with us always. I sort of need a nudge -- such as this memo -- to tell me that we're talking NOW.
Posted by: Brad Warthen | Aug 28, 2007 4:18:36 PM
Weldon, it was an allusion (not an illusion, mind you) to the famous Andy Griffith comedy routine, "What It Was, Was Football."
Argue with Andy, or whoever first wrote the title down. There is a certain use of poetic license here -- the comma is used to express an interval between the first and second "was" that isn't quite of either ellipses- or dash-length. You can't justify it by citing rules, but you can hear it when he says it.
I kept the punctuation to make the allusion clear. I linked to a recording of the routine on YouTube to remove any doubt.
That's about all I can say in my defense.
Posted by: Brad Warthen | Aug 28, 2007 4:46:16 PM
I just went back and listened to the routine, and I don't believe he ever says "What it was, was football." But when others say the title aloud, you can hear the pause.
Posted by: Brad Warthen | Aug 28, 2007 4:56:18 PM
What is a "doggy-dog world?"
Is that something like: "dog-eat-dog world?"
Posted by: Syd | Aug 28, 2007 9:32:34 PM
Come to think of it, on further review, I really don't know what all.
Posted by: weldon VII | Aug 29, 2007 12:05:03 AM
While I enjoy Gamecock football (by the way, does anyone know where I can get an 'autographed' poster of Cocky?) since I live in the Olympia area, I will celebrate the first home game by getting completely out of town.
Posted by: Karen McLeod | Aug 30, 2007 12:00:53 PM
