Save this woman's life! Vote for McCain

Dropping by the Starbuck's on Gervais after this morning's McCain event, I found his national press secretary, Brooke Buchanan, standing outside smoking while other aides were inside picking up the senator's joe. I had a rather stern chat with her about her nasty habit, and she promised to give it up as soon as Sen. McCain wins the nomination, a pledge I captured on video so she couldn't wriggle out of it later.

So now it's up to you, the voter. The fate of this lovely, vibrant young woman with her whole life before her (the NYT says she's 26) is in your hands. To save her, you must vote for McCain in the Jan. 19 primary.

Doesn't this just make the choice so much simpler?